Hiatus

If Sam Elliot was narrating my life I imagine that I would be wearing jelly slippers and a robe while browsing Da Jewel's as he said, "Charlie was a lazy man, the laziest in all of Cook County. Which certainly puts him in the running for laziest worldwide."  

I've forsaken the blog. The blog is my baby and I have been Antonio Cromartie as a father lately. I'm going to make it up, I promise! I've just been really busy, some shit has been going down personally and professionally and I've been lazy. And it's been hot. So damn hot. All I want to do is stand in front of the freezer with the door open. 

Let's forget all of that though. Let's put this hiatus in the past. I'm back! I'm ready to rock n roll and bitch and moan like I've never done before. Unless something shiny distracts me for a while. . . just kidding. I'm back for good.